Interesting Question

What would happen
If Earth starts rotating
30 times faster
Than it normally does?

 

Guess what?

 

Think…

 

 

 


 

 

 

We would get salary everyday! Buwahaha!!

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BASTARD

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist kissed the girl
GIRL: …… Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl’s top
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist took off the girl’s clothes
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist had sex with the girl
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!

4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. kwan
    Nov 20, 2007 @ 19:06:11

    galing kay dasig man guro kita mag tigulang. hahaha


    ay oo nga gali noh?! hahaha di na lang lols.

    Reply

  2. myglitch
    Nov 20, 2007 @ 21:12:01

    LOL! naintriga sa entry.😀


    hihi ako rin naintriga nung una.. 😆

    Reply

  3. cdy173
    Nov 21, 2007 @ 15:38:22

    gusto ko magkasalary everyday puro mas natawa ako dun sa second joke..wawang doctor😆

    hi cdy! hehehe…

    thanks for dropping my blog! daan ako sa iyo minsan! handa mo miryenda ha?!😆

    Reply

  4. Rowjie
    Nov 22, 2007 @ 23:32:55

    yehey!!!… pero kailangan ko muna ng trabaho bago mangyari yun. hehehe


    dali trabaho naaaaa! bukas may sahod ka na hahaha!

    Reply

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