Friendster massage

Lahat ng bagay ay talagang masarap sa una… tamis ng unang halik, love atmarry-me.jpg first sight, bagong lappietop, bagong kasal hanggang mag honeymoon, bagong ligo… etc.. Nung bago ako sa friendster it was exciting, sa kalagitnaan medyo na bored ako, pero kadalasan eh napapangiti pa rin ako ng mga messages na nanggagaling sa mga taong nakakabisita sa friendster ko kahit di ko sila kilala. Naka private profile ako kaya siguro yung iba nagmemessage na lang para maging friends at makita ng buo ang profile. Eto ang mga konting mensahe na nasa inbox ko lately.

 

Subject: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Message: hey howz?
this is s*** from Abu dhabi, If u donnt mind can i know more about u? And i want to make good realationship with u , so plz replay if u can.

 

take care bye
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Subject: GOOD MORNING
Message: Is there anyway to hear your voice,is there anyway to see you,you will ask me why i want that,i told you becuase iam stright in my intetnion,so will you let me to know you more or not.
Regards,
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Subject: Halo
Message: I want to introduce my self to you, if you find my profile is good to you so you can accept me as friend, then I will be happy and if not then accept my apologize for my way of presentation to you.
Iam Z***, single working as MEP Coordinator in construction company(binura ko na lang yung name ng company hihi), I born here and all my life in Abu Dhabi, my height is178cm and 100 kg weight with dark hair, brown eyes, with a nice altitude, this is as general and for my personality it depends if you accept me then you can know me well.
Regards,
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Subject: Read this ok pleease???
Message: Hi! My nem is Sudhir, if yo want to add me i will merry yo. PLeasee. Add me and i will cam to yor home and i tak fram yor home and bring my home.!! If u cant understand me pls coll me *******!!

I love yo,
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Subject: Give me massage
Message: I want to massage you but i cannot so please open your frendtser and i will massage you.

 

I will wait

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KALOKA! waaaaa!

14 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. MARU
    Oct 04, 2007 @ 08:07:20

    nyahaha! kaw rin pala. daming ganyan sa inbox ko sa friendster. tinatamad na nga ako magbasa eh.

    yung mga nai-post mo ngayon eh arabong-arabo ang tunog ng mga hindut. hahaha!

    Banana
    Niyahaha! korek arabo nga. lols

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  2. bursky
    Oct 04, 2007 @ 09:56:59

    i love that massaging thing. lafftrip! at least may humorous quality naman…

    Banana
    Bursky dearie, lalo na kung kaharap mo sila at mag usap kayo, sasakit ulo mo 😀

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  3. kAiTh
    Oct 04, 2007 @ 13:23:59

    daw mayo ni ang free massage haw. haha. abi ifriendster man sya sa akon para-makapamassage man ko. 😀

    Banana
    kaithhhh! hidlaw man ko simo. oo man gani tani libre pirmi massage ko hehe..

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  4. chuvaness
    Oct 05, 2007 @ 02:58:01

    nyahahahh

    banana = kilabot ng Friendster

    stay pretty!

    Banana
    Chuvaaaaaa miss you! hehe..

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  5. Kiko Matsing
    Oct 05, 2007 @ 06:38:03

    Hahaha! Ok sa mga message ah! 🙂

    Banana
    Okiks! hehe.. sanay ka rin jan di ba lols.

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  6. jinoe
    Oct 05, 2007 @ 10:14:07

    Pwede makwartahan. hehehe.

    Banana
    Jinoeee, sige iisipin ko kung pano natin makuwartahan hehe..

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  7. kengkay
    Oct 05, 2007 @ 16:48:11

    ako gusto ko din massage, plis plis!

    Banana
    Uy si GErman sausage ang magmamassage say o ate kenks! hehe

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  8. bernardumali
    Oct 05, 2007 @ 19:27:36

    hmmm nacurious tuloy ako sa’yo. lols kudos! arabo killer!

    Banana
    Ey Bernard!, salamat sa pagdaan! Hehe, curious ka daw parang arabo haha! Juk.. Salamat sa pagbisita, link kita bro! 😀

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  9. defpotec
    Oct 05, 2007 @ 22:13:38

    gratings:

    i donut thought that they are proof on sincere.

    tak me insteed, i will shorely wash you out from yor foots.

    peace yo!

    Banana
    Niyahaha! ito naman Chinese version haha! Cool, dumadami na ang lahi ng “massage collection” ko. hihihi..

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  10. katherine
    Oct 06, 2007 @ 00:28:35

    ang benta mo day….nyahaha

    Banana
    Kathieeeee hehe..

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  11. jie2
    Oct 23, 2007 @ 16:07:00

    ang galing u day pwd pa kiss?

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  12. diwata
    Oct 25, 2007 @ 04:00:46

    ha ha ha…

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  13. Banana
    Oct 25, 2007 @ 22:27:39

    hi diwata! tenks for dropping by 😀

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  14. protoss
    Jan 12, 2008 @ 13:54:07

    hehehe nkkatawa un massage… ndi mlaman kung slang or wrong spelling lng.. lols

    Sarap mgsurf s internet lalo n s mga interesting blogs…
    1st i just surfing and find myself in “blogniinday” (funny)
    then found a link to “maruism” (hot and sexy)
    finally here “banana” (interesting)…

    go surfers…YA-HA

    Banana pasilip nman ng profile mo s friendster kht sandali lng..lols… jefsprotoss@yahoo.com me

    Thanks..more power…world peace..lol

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