Women have all the answers

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q. How can you tell if a man is happy?
A. Who cares?

Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.

Q. When would you want a man’s company?
A. When he owns it.

Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.

Q. Why do men get married?
A. So they don’t have to hold their stomachs in any more.

Q. What are a woman’s four favorite animals?
A. A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a Jackass to pay for it all.

Q: Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
A: Because when they arrive, they’re wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.

3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. selvo
    Sep 20, 2007 @ 20:07:13

    hehehe kawawa naman ang mga lalaki… hmmm paano ka na lang maging the woman above niyan hehehe… wabyou annienipot

    Reply

  2. lesliealiyah
    Sep 20, 2007 @ 23:07:05

    Girl Power! Women rule….

    Reply

  3. chuvaness
    Sep 21, 2007 @ 03:33:27

    LOL

    labyu banannie

    Reply

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