The Pastor’s Ass and the Media

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.

Moral of the story: Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.

nuns-705157.jpgSo be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer.

6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. brath
    Sep 11, 2007 @ 23:58:18

    uie sis na miss kita ah naging busy kaba lately?

    xiao!

    Banana
    Sis, yeah pasensiya na di tayo nagkakachika lately, naging busy sister mo eh, huhu… Babawi na lang ako ha? Miss u guys! Labyu😀

    Reply

  2. jojie
    Sep 12, 2007 @ 08:05:36

    magkano kaya ass ko? wahahaha!

    sis! la lang..😀

    Reply

  3. brath
    Sep 13, 2007 @ 01:13:22

    uie may tanong ako, bakit kaya hindi ko ma bisita yung blog ni sis maru lagi na lang invalid key lumalabas sakin e kayo ba na visit niyo blog ni sis maru nung naka dotcom na siya?

    xiao!

    Banana
    Opo sis, nakabisita na ako dub sa dotcom niya😀

    Reply

  4. bato.pik
    Sep 13, 2007 @ 13:47:08

    elo.elo. =] maari po bang makipagpalitan ng links? hehehe..
    batopik.wordpress.com. =]

    Banana
    Ei, uu naman my pleasure😀
    Linklikan tayo lols. I’ll be visiting ur blog soon! See you around…

    Reply

  5. taroogs
    Sep 14, 2007 @ 06:41:32

    wehehehehe… kaya pala laging nati-tsimis ang mga pari, madre at obispo… ito pala ang paborito nilang past-time!

    Ms. Banana, sa catholic school ka ba nag-aral ng elementarya?🙂

    Banana
    Lol di po, di ako galing sa catholic school, nagtry ako pero di ako tinanggap ewan ko kung bakit! niyahihi..

    Reply

  6. junanteola
    Sep 23, 2007 @ 00:44:18

    haha1 love the pic!😛

    Banana
    Thanks doc! hehe..

    Reply

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