“Colonial Mentality”

  • Colonial Mentality

Dahil sa nananatiling “Colonial Mentality” ng ating mga kababayan, marami ang nagpapalit ng kanilang mga pangalan matapos silang sumumpa ng kanilang US citizenship. Sa ibaba nito ay mga halimbawa ng mga datihang Pilipino na tuluyan ng itinakwil and kani – kanilang pangalang Pilipino.

Pangalang Pilipino … Ipinalit sa American Name

1. Restituto Fruto – Tutti Fruti
2. Casimiro Bocaycay – Cashmere Bouquet
3. Rogelio Dagdag – Roger Moore
4. Veneracion De Asis – Venereal Disease
5. Alfonso De Asis – Alzheimer’s Disease
6. Topacio Mamaril – Top Gun
7. Francisco Portero – Frank Porter
8. Juanito Lakarin – Johnny Walker
9. Esteban Pagtakhan – Stevie Wonder
10. Leon Mangubat – Tiger Woods
11. Burgos Hari – Burger King
12. Ligaya Almundo – Joy To The World
13. Maria Natividad – Mary Christmas
14. Ligaya Anonuevo – Happy New Year

  • Spelling

Teacher: Miguel spell horse!
–Miguel: H….O….
Teacher: Bilisan mo
–Miguel: H….O….R…
Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo
–Miguel: Ya! Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!! Tigidig…

  • Pilosopo

MR DANILO: “I am your teacher, I am good in three languages.”
PIKAW: “What are the subjects you’re good at?”
MR DANILO: “Oh, I like Math and English.”
PIKAW: “How do you say ‘good morning’ in Algebra?”

3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Patrick
    Jun 29, 2008 @ 22:54:29

    Hahaha! Buti nakita ko to kasi may Video Presentation ako tungkol sa Colonial Mentality. Galing Nyo Po!🙂


    ow salamat at napadpad ka dito hehe… nakuha ko rin yan sa internet ka kakagala lang. lols. good luck sa presentation bro!

    Reply

  2. Lass0810
    Aug 24, 2009 @ 12:37:34

    wow…

    aztigz, gAleng!

    Reply

  3. Oliver Galleguez
    Feb 14, 2010 @ 16:58:03

    haha natawa ako. pero wala siyang naitulong sa para sa term paper ko sa filipino. sayang po ate. pero i enjoyed your jokes.

    Reply

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