Kid: Hello?
Daddy: Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?
Kid: No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
After a brief pause,
Daddy: But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.
Kid: Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.
Brief Pause.
Daddy: Uh, okay then, this is what I [...]
