What would happen
If Earth starts rotating
30 times faster
Than it normally does?
Guess what?
Think…
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We would get salary everyday! Buwahaha!!
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BASTARD
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist kissed the girl
GIRL: …… Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl’s top
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist took off the girl’s clothes
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist had sex with the girl
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!
galing kay dasig man guro kita mag tigulang. hahaha
LOL! naintriga sa entry.
gusto ko magkasalary everyday puro mas natawa ako dun sa second joke..wawang doctor
yehey!!!… pero kailangan ko muna ng trabaho bago mangyari yun. hehehe