Men are like Bananas (lol)

Men are like … Lawn Mowers
If you’re not pushing one around, then you’re riding it.

Men are like … Weather
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like … Plungers
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like … Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like … Snowstorms
They sound exciting, but you never know when it’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like … Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.