Posted in Laff it on 30 July, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Colonial Mentality
Dahil sa nananatiling “Colonial Mentality” ng ating mga kababayan, marami ang nagpapalit ng kanilang mga pangalan matapos silang sumumpa ng kanilang US citizenship. Sa ibaba nito ay mga halimbawa ng mga datihang Pilipino na tuluyan ng itinakwil and kani – kanilang pangalang Pilipino.
Pangalang Pilipino … Ipinalit sa American Name
1. Restituto Fruto [...]
Posted in Laff it on 30 July, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
May tatlong bading naliligo sa pool. Biglang may lumitaw na isang condom. Nagtinginan sila, sabay yung isa nagtanong…
“Ok, sino umutot?”
What’s the most commonly heard pick up line in a gay bar?
“May I push your stool?”
Nakikipag-usapka ba sa asawa mo pagkatapos mong makipagsex?
“Depende kung may telepono”
Posted in Facts of Life on 29 July, 2007 | 13 Comments »
Lagi na lang ganito ang routine ng buhay ko. Trabaho-bahay, trabaho-bahay, trabaho-bahay… Walang katapusang trabaho-bahay tsk’tsk’… Today i am feeling so bored and dull. Thinking of what is the real worth of me. Why am i here? Ang layo ko sa family ko, sa anak ko… Bawat araw pareho [...]
Posted in My workplace on 29 July, 2007 | 10 Comments »
It’s Sunday, first day of the week here sa country na naroon ako. I came to work at 10 am. Habang nalalakad ako sa corridor (papunta ng ladies’ locker room) meron nakapaskil, mukha ko. Hala nagulat ako akala ko kung ano na… Hihihi, yun pala ang lola eh naging employee of [...]
Posted in Women's Life&Style on 28 July, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Posted in Drinks on 28 July, 2007 | 10 Comments »
Want to learn how to taste wine as the experts do?
Eyeballing wine, swirling and sniffing and swishing … it may look complicated or even snobbish, but the traditional wine-tasting technique is actually based on common sense. It’s simply a way to pause for a moment, to stop and think, and to pay attention to [...]
Posted in Laff it on 28 July, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Funny Jokes and One-liners from Real Résumés
These jokes are taken from REAL résumés and cover letters:
1. ‘I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.’2. ‘I have lurnt Word for Widows, computor operations and spreasheet progroms.’
3. ‘I received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.’
4. ‘Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.’
5. ‘Reason [...]
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